Quotes tagged with “funny”

“Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards then you have lost buttocks from it!”

by: J.K. Rowling
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“Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.”

by: Rachel Vincent
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“Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.”

by: Stephenie Meyer
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“Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.”

by: Elizabeth Gilbert
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“It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.”

by: Elizabeth Cruickshank
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“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.”

by: Eoin Colfer
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“Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.”

by: Laurell K. Hamilton
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“I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.”

by: Jon Stewart
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“Lusty blacksmiths and naughty princesses. Now that's scary”

by: Simon Holt
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“If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be.”

by: Stephen Clarke
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