Quotes tagged with “funny”

“Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards then you have lost buttocks from it!” by: J.K. Rowling This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way to play.” by: Rachel Vincent This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.” by: Stephenie Meyer This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“The moment the door opened I knew an ass-kicking was inevitable. Whether I'd be giving it or receiving it was still a bit of a mystery.” by: Rachel Vincent This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“Venice is beautiful, but like a Bergman movie is beautiful; you can admire it, but you don't really want to live in it.” by: Elizabeth Gilbert This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.” by: Elizabeth Cruickshank This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.” by: John Green This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.” by: Eoin Colfer This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.” by: Laurell K. Hamilton This Quote is featured in 11 designs:

“I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.” by: Jon Stewart This Quote is featured in 11 designs: